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"This is Earth. Isn't it hot?"
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"When you make the finding yourself - even if you're the last person on Earth to see the light - you'll never forget it."
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"Opinion has caused more trouble on this little earth than plagues or earthquakes."
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"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different."
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"Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere."
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"It is true that we are weak and sick and ugly and quarrelsome but if that is all we ever were, we would millenniums ago have disappeared from the face of the earth."
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"We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap."
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"I want to find someone on the earth so intelligent that he welcomes opinions which he condemns."
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"Mountains are earth's undecaying monuments."
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"It would be better for the true physics if there were no mathematicians on earth."
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"Who promised you that only for joy were you brought to this earth?"
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"One night stands are not for me. I think it's gross when you just give it up."
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"I think it's important for girls to be confident. Believe in yourself and... everybody's hot."
Girls

"I really don't like going out anymore. I used to love it, but now it's not fun. I'd rather have friends come over and hot have to worry about crazy people taking pictures."
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"I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is, like, really, really fun."
Life

"My kitchen looks like the one from my childhood - very homey, with a little bit of Alice in Wonderland!"
Childhood

"The Backstreet Boys were so ten years ago. Whatever."
Boys

"When Paris has to pee, Paris has to pee!"
Paris

"I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white."
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"I'm the nicest, most loyal person in the world when it comes to my friends."
Friendship

"All it takes is one drink to mess with the way you drive - it clouds your judgment and slows your reflexes. Don't take any chances. It just isn't worth it."
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