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"Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."
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"It was my first scene. My first day. We could have started with me drinking a beer, something a little less than having Barbies touching each other. But they started with that."
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Personal Development
"Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world."
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Personal Development
"I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy."
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Personal Development
"My parents would read those books to me as well but they used to make me starving when I was a kid because they were always eating ham sandwiches with the crusts off and drinking ginger beer."
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Personal Development
"I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years."
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"I have a beer belly."
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"There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others."
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"If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full."
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"Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer."
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"Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something."
Dress
"England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'."
England
"I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator."
Night
"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
Life
"Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day."
Family
"I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them."
Night
"I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy."
Beer
"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps."
Worth
"I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks."
Love
"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote."
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