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"Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!"
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"I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there."
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"'Tis better to suffer wrong than do it."
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"It is wrong always, everywhere, and for everyone, to believe anything upon insufficient evidence."
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"It's a terrible thing to speak well and be wrong."
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"To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short."
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"It is not altogether wrong to say that there is no such thing as a bad photograph - only less interesting, less relevant, less mysterious ones."
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"I got beat up up in Texas because my bootlaces were the wrong color."
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"Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!"
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"If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it."
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"If I've still got my pants on in the second scene, I think they've sent me the wrong script."
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"Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!"
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"I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality."
Work
"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!"
Children
"I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart."
People
"I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle."
Love
"I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down."
Cause
"Dogs are forever in the push up postion."
Dogs
"I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life."
Life
"All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me."
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"I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late."
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