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"Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!"
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"To the extent that philosophical positions both confuse us and close doors to further inquiry, they are likely to be wrong."
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"Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong."
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"Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?"
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"Don't you always feel bad when they take away one of the spoons? It's like you ordered wrong."
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"Sometimes a concept is baffling not because it is profound but because it is wrong."
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"To sum up: it is wrong always, everywhere, and for anyone, to believe anything upon insufficient evidence."
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"Journalists do not like to report on uncertainties. They would almost rather be wrong than ambiguous."
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"It is not altogether wrong to say that there is no such thing as a bad photograph - only less interesting, less relevant, less mysterious ones."
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"The wrong way always seems the more reasonable."
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"I'm still the little southern girl from the wrong side of the tracks who really didn't feel like she belonged."
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"My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfway. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set."
Sister
"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!"
Children
"I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle."
Water
"I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart."
People
"People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky."
Life
"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
Plants
"I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late."
Fun
"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."
Girlfriend
"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
Tennis
"All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me."
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