Conan O'Brien | "President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn't that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only that, President Bush signed a $10 million deal to read a book by 2003."

"President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn't that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only that, President Bush signed a $10 million deal to read a book by 2003."

Conan O'Brien, American Entertainer

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"President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn't that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only that, President Bush signed a $10 million deal to read a book by 2003."

"This President is going to lead us out of this recovery."

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"The President is going to benefit from me reporting directly to him when I arrive."

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"A President's hardest task is not to do what is right, but to know what is right."

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"The president's budget proposals have neglected water infrastructure."

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"We are still waiting for the president to introduce a concrete plan. He has just hinted at what he is thinking about doing, but no one has seen a proposal."

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"I'm a huge Obama fan. I think it's such an unbelievably great thing to have a President who's competent and not insane."

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"Every President hates the Press."

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"Hey, I'm a former union president myself and also an attorney that represented a lot of unions."

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"One of your tasks is to separate the "personal" from the "substantive." The two can become confused, especially if someone rubs the President wrong."

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"At least she's the president of something, which is more than I can say."

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"Fish recognize a bad leader."

Leader

"Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California's schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me."

School

"Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen."

Dating

"Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasn't changed his schedule much since the war started. The main difference, they say, is that he's started watching the news and taping Sponge Bob."

War

"In a prime-time address, President Bush said he backed limited federal funding for stem cell research. That's right, the President said, this is a quote, the research could help cure brain diseases like Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, and whatever it is I have."

Cure

"President Bush left for Canada today to attend a trade summit. Reportedly, the trade summit got off to an awkward start when the president pulled out his baseball cards."

Baseball

"In New York, we had primary elections for mayor. To improve their chances, all five candidates changed their name to Rudy Giuliani."

Elections

"Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language."

Success

"President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn't that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only that, President Bush signed a $10 million deal to read a book by 2003."

President

"The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said he'd like to help, but he's pretty sure that last time he checked, Canada had no army."

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"This President is going to lead us out of this recovery."

Author Name

Personal Development

"The President is going to benefit from me reporting directly to him when I arrive."

Author Name

Personal Development

"A President's hardest task is not to do what is right, but to know what is right."

Author Name

Personal Development

"The president's budget proposals have neglected water infrastructure."

Author Name

Personal Development

"We are still waiting for the president to introduce a concrete plan. He has just hinted at what he is thinking about doing, but no one has seen a proposal."

Author Name

Personal Development

"I'm a huge Obama fan. I think it's such an unbelievably great thing to have a President who's competent and not insane."

Author Name

Personal Development

"Every President hates the Press."

Author Name

Personal Development

"Hey, I'm a former union president myself and also an attorney that represented a lot of unions."

Author Name

Personal Development

"One of your tasks is to separate the "personal" from the "substantive." The two can become confused, especially if someone rubs the President wrong."

Author Name

Personal Development

"At least she's the president of something, which is more than I can say."

Author Name

Personal Development

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"Fish recognize a bad leader."

Leader

"Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California's schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me."

School

"Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen."

Dating

"Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasn't changed his schedule much since the war started. The main difference, they say, is that he's started watching the news and taping Sponge Bob."

War

"In a prime-time address, President Bush said he backed limited federal funding for stem cell research. That's right, the President said, this is a quote, the research could help cure brain diseases like Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, and whatever it is I have."

Cure

"President Bush left for Canada today to attend a trade summit. Reportedly, the trade summit got off to an awkward start when the president pulled out his baseball cards."

Baseball

"In New York, we had primary elections for mayor. To improve their chances, all five candidates changed their name to Rudy Giuliani."

Elections

"Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language."

Success

"President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn't that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only that, President Bush signed a $10 million deal to read a book by 2003."

President

"The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said he'd like to help, but he's pretty sure that last time he checked, Canada had no army."

Government