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"The wittiest authors raise the very slightest of smiles."
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"Digression is the soul of wit. Take the philosophic asides away from Dante, Milton or Hamlet's father's ghost and what stays is dry bones."
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"This is a lot more satisfying," he said, "when I have intelligent life whom I can render awed, rapt with attention for my clever verbosity."The ugly lizard-crab-thing on the next rock over clicked its claw, an almost hesitant sound."Your right, of course," Wit said. "My usual audience isn't particularly intelligent. That was also the obvious joke, however, so shame on you."
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"I'm keeping my acerbic wit completely fueled."
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"That's your solution? Have a cookie?"
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"When you have wit of your own, it's a pleasure to credit other people for theirs."
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"Gabe scratched his double chin. "Maybe if you hurry with the seven-layer dip...And maybe if the kid apologizes for interrupting my poker game."Maybe if I kick you in your soft spot, I thought. And make you sing Soprano for a week."
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"Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade."
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"Your wit makes others witty."
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"He who has provoked the lash of wit, cannot complain that he smarts from it."
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"Take a pinch of snuff, doctor, and acknowledge that I have scored over you in your example."
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"Remain true to the earth, my brethren, with the power of your virtue! Let your bestowing love and your knowledge be devoted to be the meaning of the earth! . . . Let it not fly away from the earthly and beat against eternal walls with its wings. . . . Lead, like me, the flown-away virtue back to the earth-yes, back to body and life: that it may give to the earth its meaning, a human meaning!"
Spiritual
"Idleness is the parent of psychology."
Psychology
"There is only a perspective seeing, only a perspective "knowing"; and the more affects we allow to speak about one thing, the more eyes, different eyes, we can use to observe one thing, the more complete will our "concept" of this thing, our "objectivity," be."
Knowledge
"All truth is simple... is that not doubly a lie?"
Truth
"In the end we are always rewarded for our good will, our patience, fair-mindedness, and gentleness with what is strange."
Morality
"And how does one basically recognize good development? In that a well-developed man does our senses good: that he is carved from wood which is hard, delicate, and sweet-smelling, all at the same time."
Growth
"I love those who do not know how to live for today."
Love
"No one dies of fatal truths nowadays: there are too many antidotes."
Truth
"Do whatever you will, but first be such as are able to will."
Will
"There is no pre-established harmony between the furtherance of truth and the well-being of mankind."
Philosophy
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