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"The wittiest authors raise the very slightest of smiles."
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"My mother-in-law belongs in Hell, but the devil is afraid she'll end up taking over."
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"Your wit makes others witty."
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"The Cardinal is at his wit's end - it is true that he had not far to go."
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"I'm keeping my acerbic wit completely fueled."
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"Indeed I had not much wit, yet I was not an idiot - my wit was according to my years."
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"Gabe scratched his double chin. "Maybe if you hurry with the seven-layer dip...And maybe if the kid apologizes for interrupting my poker game."Maybe if I kick you in your soft spot, I thought. And make you sing Soprano for a week."
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"Wit must be foiled by wit: cut a diamond with a diamond."
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"And are you going to explain why you consider competing with me to be the most sincere form of compliment? "Of course I am, Lightsong said. "My dear, have you ever known me to make an inflammatorily ridiculous statement without providing an equally ridiculous explanation to substantiate it? "Of course not, she agreed. "You are nothing if not exhaustive in your self-congratulatory made-up logic. "I am rather exceptional in that regard."
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"Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade."
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"Take a pinch of snuff, doctor, and acknowledge that I have scored over you in your example."
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"Still am I the richest and most to be envied - I, the lonesomest one!"
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"Art is the proper task of life."
Art
"Sleep knocks on my eyes: they grow heavy. Sleep touches my mouth: it stays open.Truly, he comes to me on soft soles, the dearest of thieves, and steals my thoughts from me."
Peace
"Visiting the sick' is an orgasm of superiority in the contemplation of our neighbor's helplessness."
Psychology
"I love the forest."
Nature
"One is fruitful only at the cost of being rich in contradictions."
Philosophy
"Deeds need time, even after they are done, in order to be seen or heard."
Maturity
"One should hold fast one's heart; for when one letteth it go, how quickly doth one's head run away!"
Emotion
"A light has dawned for me: I need companions, living ones, not dead companions and corpses which I carry with me wherever I wish. But I need living companions who follow me because they want to follow themselves- and who want to go where I want to go."
Friendship
"It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book."
Ambition
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