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"Old Age homes are civilization's dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further."
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"When we age we shed many skins: ego, arrognace, dominance, self-opionated, unreliable, pessimism, rudeness, selfish, uncaring ... Wow, it's good to be old!"
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"When you're twenty-one, life is a roadmap. It's only when you get to twenty-five or so that you begin to suspect you've been looking at the map upside down, and not until you're forty are you entirely sure. By the time you're sixty, take it from me, you're fucking lost."
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"Jason hated being an old man."
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"Age is always advancing and I'm fairly sure it's up to no good."
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"Youth is gone -- gone -- and will never come back: can't help it."
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"As we age, we become our parents; live long enough and we see faces repeat in time."
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"When men age they're called sophisticated. When women age they ain't called at all."
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"He who is of a calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age. But to him who is of an opposite disposition, youth and age are equally a burden."
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"Let us cherish and love old age; for it is full of pleasure if one knows how to use it. Fruits are most welcome when almost over; youth is most charming at its close; the last drink delights the toper, the glass which souses him and puts the finishing touch on his drunkenness. Each pleasure reserves to the end the greatest delights which it contains. Life is most delightful when it is on the downward slope, but has not yet reached the abrupt decline."
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"Growing old is humbling and it takes effort to accomplish this stage of life with dignity."
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"In a materialistic society, the dead body of a rich man's dog is regarded as a corpse; that of a poor man, a carcass."
Society

"The fact that you have just buried your parent or parents and/or sibling or siblings does not make you less likely to die today."
Mortality

"Worrying about what happened on Monday, or, what might happen on Wednesday, is at the expense of one's Tuesday."
Time

"A satirist that criticizes religion is seen as a satanist."
Religion

"Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays."
Work

"Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work."
Work

"In some cases, it is the woman's stomach-not her heart-that has left her man for another."
Relationship

"Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations."
Religion

"Tomorrow is like 'there.' Once you get 'there,' it is called 'here.' So, technically, life is a set of Todays."
Philosophy

"A writer's primary goal is to make sense. The bookstore's is to make cents."
Writing
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