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"Andrea: "....I think a dog is a great idea. I just never pictured you with a mutant poodle. Kate: "He isn't a poodle. He's a Doberman mix."Andrea: "Aha. Keep telling yourself that."
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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."
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"Southern DADDY-Dandy At Doin' Diapers Y'all!"
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"GreenHollyWood is a bad character, fat, liking jokes, liking jokes about size, about the large, about the how big are you. Likes to laugh when you make a mistake, ... but but he is a teacher?! With a glasses a fat guy!"
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"Good friends, very good what's the equation motherfucker???"
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"Jokes are grievances."
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"They lack suggestive power. And when a book lacks suggestive power, however hard it hits the surface of the mind it cannot penetrate within."
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"To me she said, "It's this stupid gotcha thing, they've been doing it for weeks now. Leaping out at each other and us, scaring the hell out of everyone.""It's a game of wits," Bert said to me."Half-wits," Kristy added."
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"I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'"
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"A woman is always better in everything with the mouth, she talks a lot."
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"He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
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"Some people had attack dogs. Ghastek had attack lawyers."
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"I glanced at Derek. The boy wonder didn't melt into a pile of goo, although his gaze was glued to Rowena's chest. Avoiding eye contact. Good strategy."
Comedy
"Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can."
Animals
"Kaldar almost never stops and thinks about the consequences of his actions. Something is fun or not fun, and my brother's fun often lands him in interesting places such as jails or castles belonging to California robber barons. Where other people see certain death, my brother sees an opportunity for a hilarious, thrilling adventure. But when I got the tattoo, Kaldar warned me that marrying her was a bad idea."
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"You will show that thing to me and from now on, I will deal with them."I opened my eyes really wide and fluttered my eyelashes at him. "I'm sorry, I must've missed your coronation ceremony. Silly me."
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"Sh!t. F_ck sh!t.'....'Sh!t f_ck would have also been accepted."
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"We can get you a throne with snakes. I'll stand next to you and roar at anybody who fails to grovel. Fear Kate Daniels. She is a mighty and terrible ruler. Grendel can anoint the petitioners with his vomit. It'll be great . . ."
Friendship
"If I lost him here, to this idiotic fight, after I fought and guarded him for two weeks, after I cried and thought he was dying, I would find him in the afterlife and I would murder him again."
Devotion
"I like home. It's warm and there are books."
Home
"He raised his hand in a peaceful gesture. "You need to relax a bit, dove. Like Mouse over there. You trust me, don't you, Mouse?""Nope!""Ahhh, I'm hurt. Nobody likes me."
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