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"Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications."
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"Don't try to hurt anyone, you will not succeed because you can hurt only yourself."
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"However fast you run, or however skilfully, you can't run away from your own feet."
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Personal Development
"Accept only the divine self."
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Personal Development
"Be true to what you feel in your heart."
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Personal Development
"Be yourself."
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"Never focus your attention on what the world has to say about you. Rather turn your focus inside and listen to what your inner voice has to say to you."
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Personal Development
"Be true to yourself."
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Personal Development
"Assume that you are part-hypocrite and part heedless, and you will not be far wrong."
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"Learn to experience yourself without judging yourself."
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"Be yourself, that is all there is."
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"Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk."
Humor
"Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met."
Wisdom
"My favorite animal is steak."
Humor
"In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy."
Politics
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."
Humor
"Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try."
Humor
"To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel."
Attitude
"Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep."
Humor
"Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq."
Humor
"Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra."
Humor
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