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"I try not to play two days in succession. I usually try to space it so I have a day in between."
Retirement
"I don't count on the boy who waits till October, when it's cool and fun, then decides he wants to play."
Fun
"I've enjoyed my retirement."
Retirement
"I'm not bored; I'm not a guy who has nothing to do."
Nothing
"I really don't have a favorite course. I usually ask where there are the least players."
Favorite
"I never have planned a whole lot of future. It's one day at a time."
Time
"I learned this about coaching: You don't have to explain victory and you can't explain defeat."
Victory
"I have found that the players who have played in that game really do have respect for their adversaries."
Respect
"For me, it is just the total experience - from the time I first started as an assistant coach until I wound up at the University of Texas for 20 years."
Experience
"If worms carried pistols, birds wouldn't eat 'em."
Birds
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"It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified."
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Personal Development
"Tell me that the purpose of life is to have fun, and without a care in the world I'll begin wreaking havoc on everything I pass. Now that's what I call pure, honest fun."
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Personal Development
"Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."
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Personal Development
"A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book."
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Personal Development
"I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go."
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Personal Development
"Fun is never gone because life is fun."
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Personal Development
"Fun is a good thing but only when it spoils nothing better."
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Personal Development
"Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed."
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Personal Development
"Remember these two things: play hard and have fun."
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Personal Development
"Making the record was tons of fun, the most fun I've ever had."
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