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"What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself."
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"You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time."
"Upon the subject of education, not presuming to dictate any plan or system respecting it, I can only say that I view it as the most important subject which we, as a people, can be engaged in."
"Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."
"I was a little cross.I ask pardon. If I do get up a little temper I have no sufficient time to keep it up."
"There is nothing true anywhere, The true is nowhere to be seen; If you say you see the true, This seeing is not the true one."
"He who molds the public sentiment... makes statutes and decisions possible or impossible to make."
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