"Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything."

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"Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything."

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"The president requested me to restore order in the national team. I have been designated to be part of the official delegation to Egypt to help boost the morale of our players."

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"My philosophy is, unless you're sick and need help, why bother?"

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"Cursing is invoking the assistance of a spirit to help you inflict suffering. Swearing on the other hand, is invoking, only the witness of a spirit to an statement you wish to make."

John Ruskin, English Writer

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"If you have no job, help is needed."

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"A true man of honor feels humbled himself when he cannot help humbling others."

"I definitely think that myself and Sam will help the Timberwolves."

"If I'd been a housemaid I'd have been the best in Australia - I couldn't help it. It's got to be perfection for me."

"Concord, solidarity, and mutual help are the most important means of enabling animal species to survive."

"We've accumulated a lot of things over the years and many things from our grandmother. Hopefully it'll be all right. I really don't want to cry, but I can't help it."

"When the systems we expect to help us actually hurt us, we have tragedy."

"The president requested me to restore order in the national team. I have been designated to be part of the official delegation to Egypt to help boost the morale of our players."

"My philosophy is, unless you're sick and need help, why bother?"

"Cursing is invoking the assistance of a spirit to help you inflict suffering. Swearing on the other hand, is invoking, only the witness of a spirit to an statement you wish to make."

"If you have no job, help is needed."

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"Government! Three fourths parasitic and the other fourth Stupid fumbling."

"Thinking doesn't pay. Just makes you discontented with what you see around you."

"His older self had taught his younger self a language which the older self knew because the younger self, after being taught, grew up to be the older self and was, therefore, capable of teaching."

"Many older physicians had gone to their graves calling Pasteur a liar, a fool, or worse---and without examining evidence which their "common sense told them was impossible."

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"No statement should be believed because it is made by an authority."

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