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"Tomorrow it'll all be over, then I'll have to go back to selling pens again."
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"It's all kinds of these profound things crashing on you when your child arrives into the world. It's like you've met your reason to live."
Reason
"Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all."
Life
"If there's any message to my work, it is ultimately that it's OK to be different, that it's good to be different, that we should question ourselves before we pass judgment on someone who looks different, behaves different, talks different, is a different color."
Work
"I'm shy, paranoid, whatever word you want to use. I hate fame. I've done everything I can to avoid it."
Fame
"If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor,' I beg you to slap me."
Actor
"As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never fitted in because he never dared to choose. I was convinced I had absolutely no talent at all. For nothing. And that thought took away all my ambition too."
Talent
"When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit."
Kids
"I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots."
Government
"I remember in that red leisure suit I sort of felt like a Pizza Hut employee, and the white one was the ultimate, with the white turtleneck collar, that was the ultimate in bad taste."
Leisure
"You use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren't allowed to be normal."
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"I was studying acting, going to UCLA, selling real estate on the weekends."
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"Commercials were too phony for me. I just didn't like selling products I didn't believe in."
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"And now, of course this is another thing I didn't count on, that now as the governor of the state of California, I am selling California worldwide. You see that? Selling."
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"I knew I was doing something right because it was selling so I didn't want to interfere with it."
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"I think that the failures of Enron and WorldCom and other companies are partially failures of investors to recognize companies that are selling for a thousand times nothing, but chances are they may be worth only that."
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"The simplest definition of advertising, and one that will probably meet the test of critical examination, is that advertising is selling in print."
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"I'm all for selling books, but when guys are burning my house down, that's where I draw the line."
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"I have zero desire, just so you know, to be in the limelight. I don't think it's good for the country to have a former president criticize his successor. You're not going to see me giving my opinions in the public arena, until I start selling my book. I'm going to emerge then submerge."
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"I'm a bit of a nerd, I wouldn't mind working in a shop selling records, or having a radio show where I could play obscure singles."
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"We don't have to go that far to sell our beer because our immediate accounts sell so much. Places that sold 10 cases before, now they're selling 30."
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