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"Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her."
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"The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity."
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"Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him."
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