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P. J. O'Rourke

"The First Amendment only says 'Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion.' It can disrespect all it wants."

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"The First Amendment only says 'Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion.' It can disrespect all it wants."

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"Four things belong to a judge: to hear courteously to answer wisely to consider soberly and to decide impartially."

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"Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery."

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"Modesty forbids what the law does not."

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"The law is immoral."

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"The police frequently do not enforce the rule of law."

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"If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers."

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"I wonder how much the general population of this country know that the legal system has far more to do with playing a good hand of poker than it does with justice."

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"At some point, Moore's law will break down."

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"It is possible for one never to transgress a single law and still be a bastard."

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"The great majority of Baghdad is a slum - a lot of it's new, but it's still slum. It's usually this concrete-block, one-room design with a door and a window, arranged one-up, one-down, often with a shop with nothing in it on the first floor, and then a one-room apartment above it. There's street after street after street of that stuff."
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"America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased."
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"Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely."
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"If death weren't around to 'finalize' the Darwinian process, we'd all still be amoebas."
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"When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators."
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"Never fight an inanimate object."
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"The car provided Americans with an enviable standard of living. You could not get a steady job with high wages and health and retirement benefits working on the General Livestock Corporation assembly line putting udders on cows."
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