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"Many men owe the grandeur of their lives to their tremendous difficulties."

"I can remember going back a couple of years later and, you know, think about it and I was doing a, kind of a political survey, door to door, and everything and I couldn't find any men in the town. It was very strange, you know."

"The apostles were moved, not so much by an intellectual apprehension, as by a spiritual illumination. They met men, and the need of those men whom they met cried aloud to them."

"Women have a favorite room, men a favorite chair."
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"The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down."


"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."


"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."


"Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?"


"Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in."


"Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'"
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