"Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt."

Mortality, Death, Humor, Observation, Life

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"Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt."

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"But thought's the slave of life, and life time's fool;And time, that takes survey of all the world,Must have a stop. O, I could prophesy,But that the earthy and cold hand of deathLies on my tongue."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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"There is no conclusive evidence of life after death, but there is no evidence of any sort against it. Soon enough you will know, so why fret about it?"

Robert A. Heinlein, American Writer

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"Die, v.: To stop sinning suddenly."

Elbert Hubbard, American Writer

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"We're going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones."

Richard Dawkins, English Scientist

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"If you live each day as if it were your last, someday you'll be right."

Steve Jobs, American Businessman

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"Death is a strange thing. People live their whole lives as if it does not exist, and yet it's often one of the great motivations for living. Some of us, in time, become so conscious of it that we live harder, more obstinately, with more fury."

Fredrik Backman, Swedish Author

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"Alive ridiculous and dead forgot?"

Alexander Pope, English Poet

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"No sense of the irony of human experience, that we are the highest form of life on earth, and yet ineffably sad because we know what no other animal knows, that we must die."

Don DeLillo, American Novelist

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"When I read obituaries I always note the age of the deceased. Automatically I relate this figure to my own age. Four years to go, I think. Nine more years. Two years and I'm dead. The power of numbers is never more evident than when we use them to speculate on the time of our dying."

Don DeLillo, American Novelist

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"Among the tortures and devastations of life is this then-our friends are not able to finish their stories."

Virginia Woolf, British Author

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