"The schools ain't what they used to be and never was."

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"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."

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"He nodded toward the sub. "This is going to be a blow-off day."I dragged my mind away from magical intrigue. After being homeschooled for most of my life, some parts of the "normal" school world was a mystery. "What does that mean, exactly.""Usually teacher leave subs a lesson plan, telling them what to do. I saw Ms. Terwilliger left. It said, 'Distract them."

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"The NAACP was even considering earlier this summer reassessing their position on school integration."

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John Gardner, American Novelist

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"When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award."

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"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."

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"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."

"It wasn't until school that we realised that we were abnormal."

"Give a lift to a tomato, you expect her to be nice, don't ya? After all, what kind of dames thumb rides, Sunday school teachers?"

"I was born in Champaign in 1918. From the neighborhood elementary and intermediate schools, I went to the University High School in the twin city, Urbana."

"The NAACP was even considering earlier this summer reassessing their position on school integration."

"My senior year I was basically supporting myself, so it was like, Do you want to eat and pay the rent, or do you want to go to school? I wanted to eat and pay the rent."

"It's a staggering transition for high school students that found they could study five hours a week and make As and Bs."

"You can take a school like the University of Colorado, with a selective admission standard. It has a better caliber student going in, so you ought to have a better caliber coming out."

"When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award."

Explore more quotes by Will Rogers

"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."

"If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep."

"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."

"The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself."

"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."

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"People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide."

"An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh."