top of page
.png){kind=small}
More
"It is not well to make great changes in old age."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Rashness belongs to youth; prudence to old age."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age."
Author Name
Personal Development
"No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating."
Author Name
Personal Development
"The class distinctions proper to a democratic society are not those of rank or money, still less, as is apt to happen when these are abandoned, of race, but of age."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Not to expose your true feelings to an adult seems to be instinctive from the age of seven or eight onwards."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Talk is by far the most accessible of pleasures. It costs nothing in money, it is all profit, it completes our education, founds and fosters our friendships, and can be enjoyed at any age and in almost any state of health."
Author Name
Personal Development
"The value of old age depends upon the person who reaches it. To some men of early performance it is useless. To others, who are late to develop, it just enables them to finish the job."
Author Name
Personal Development
More
"When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life."
Life
"The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation."
Drink
"It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world."
Funny
"I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking."
Lie
"Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time."
Happiness
"When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, almost like Richard Pryor or something. You can be honest about your life and get laughs."
Life
"Whiskey will always be a part of my life."
Life
"I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say."
Movies
"I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust."
Time
"And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard."
Money
bottom of page