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"Age is not measured by years. Nature does not equally distribute energy. Some people are born old and tired while others are going strong at seventy."
"When the railways of France, Germany and India were breaking down through age, it was the Americans who rebuilt them."
"If you will always remember your age and forget your dream, you will live great years and narrow impacts will come out of it."
"It's a good thing Winston Churchill was around before the shallow age of television. He might never have become one of the greatest leaders of all time."
"I didn't lead a very wise life, myself, but it was a full one and a grown-up one. You come of age very quickly through shipwreck and disaster."
Explore more quotes by Artie Lange
"A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian."
"Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that."
"It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world."
"When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, almost like Richard Pryor or something. You can be honest about your life and get laughs."
"The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent."
"Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38."
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