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"My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger."
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"He behaved like an ostrich and put his head in the sand, thereby exposing his thinking parts."
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"If you're struggling to "think outside the box remember the box is self-imposed. Who says it has to be a box? Why not a bowl of petunias?"
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"It's awful to have to, but I've started thinking about that, you know. 86. I'm thinking, well, maybe I might make it to 90. At least I'd like to have my brains."
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"People don't like to think, if one thinks, one must reach conclusions. Conclusions are not always pleasant."
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"Life demands more thinking than remembering."
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"We were worried about that actually. The cast was thinking that they'd lose their minds. But we didn't."
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"Insomnia is a gross feeder. It will nourish itself on any kind of thinking, including thinking about not thinking."
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"An enlightened thinker does not waste his precious time thinking about what others think of what he thinks."
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"The screen magnifies everything, even the way you are thinking."
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"A moment's thinking is an hour in words."
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"If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?"
First
"I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far."
Angels
"The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the optimism, I wanted to see New York being built. I wanted to see all that, you know."
Love
"My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger."
Thinking
"I'm a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world's a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented. But when you speak to the people themselves they're delightful. They all want so little."
People
"My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo."
Pet
"Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on."
Trust
"Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet."
Being
"There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter."
June
"It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things."
God
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