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"Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans."
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"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."
Art
"If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep."
Government
"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."
Money
"The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself."
Business
"Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week."
War
"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
Day
"There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail."
Politics
"Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction."
Action
"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide."
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"The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats."
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"I voted Republican this year; the Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth."
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"The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror."
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"The real problem that I think those of us who are evangelicals and Democrats have to face up to is that the political right controls the religious media."
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"The environment is better and better for Democrats."
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"Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans."
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"What we're seeing early on is Democrats rallying around Al Gore, Republicans rallying around George Bush and the difficulty of anybody else to get any room in the race."
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"Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.'"
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"It's not like Massachusetts, where they're baptized Democrats."
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"The last thing they want is a revitalized economy now. I'm not saying the Democrats don't want a strong economy. Don't misunderstand. They just don't want it now."
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