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"Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the night to ask that fugging question. But no. No. Daddy does not have a match or a lighter."

"The difference between a 'man' and a 'father' is that the former shares his genes, but latter gives his life."
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"If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother."


"We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through."


"One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination."


"Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle."


"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped."


"You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself."


"The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy."


"Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children."
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