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"The eyes like sentinel occupy the highest place in the body."
"Gracefulness is to the body what understanding is to the mind."
"The body politic, as well as the human body, begins to die as soon as it is born, and carries itself the causes of its destruction."
"The defects and faults of the mind are like wounds in the body; after all imaginable care has been taken to heal them up, still there will be a scar left behind, and they are in continual danger of breaking the skin and bursting out again."
Explore more quotes by David Letterman
"New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move."
"President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either."
"Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives."
"The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral."
"I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments."
"We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since this guy has gotten laid in the private sector."
"The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves."
"President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger."
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