"I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent."

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"Do whatever you will, but first be such as are able to will."

Friedrich Nietzsche, German Philosopher

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"Perhaps it is true that all that happens is in accordance with Your will, and thus it is good. But sometimes You leave blood on Your instruments."

Neil Gaiman, British Author

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"Most successes are unhappy. That's why they are successes - they have to reassure themselves about themselves by achieving something that the world will notice."

Agatha Christie, English Writer

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"Whoever battles with monsters had better see that it does not turn him into a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you."

Friedrich Nietzsche, German Philosopher

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"He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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"One believes others will do what he will do to himself."

Victor Hugo, French Author

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"Every author in some way portrays himself in his works, even if it be against his will."

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, German Poet

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"We shall all die, and our lives will be irrelevant then."

Jeanette Winterson, British Novelist

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"Those who will bear much, shall have much to bear."

Samuel Richardson, English Novelist

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"I will listen to anyone's convictions, but pray keep your doubts to yourself."

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, German Poet

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"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."

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"I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair."

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"How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?"

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"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."

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"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."

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"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

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"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."

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"Do whatever you will, but first be such as are able to will."

"Perhaps it is true that all that happens is in accordance with Your will, and thus it is good. But sometimes You leave blood on Your instruments."

"Most successes are unhappy. That's why they are successes - they have to reassure themselves about themselves by achieving something that the world will notice."

"Whoever battles with monsters had better see that it does not turn him into a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you."

"He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike."

"One believes others will do what he will do to himself."

"Every author in some way portrays himself in his works, even if it be against his will."

"We shall all die, and our lives will be irrelevant then."

"Those who will bear much, shall have much to bear."

"I will listen to anyone's convictions, but pray keep your doubts to yourself."

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"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."

"A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest."

"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat."

"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."

"I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair."

"How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?"

"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."

"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."

"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."