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"I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent."
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"You will go most safely in the middle."
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"The world is independent of my will."
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"Look and you will find it - what is unsought will go undetected."
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"Look within. Within is the fountain of good, and it will ever bubble up, if thou wilt ever dig."
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"Everything that happens happens as it should, and if you observe carefully, you will find this to be so."
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"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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"Our will is always for our own good, but we do not always see what that is."
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"I feel like an outsider, and I always will feel like one. I've always felt that I wasn't a member of any particular group."
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"A will finds a way."
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"He who is firm in will molds the world to himself."
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"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."
Humor
"When humor goes, there goes civilization."
Humor
"Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time."
Car
"Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go."
Woman
"Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown."
Woman
"It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding."
Family
"I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order."
Family
"Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving."
Emotional
"Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you."
Home
"On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings."
Vacation
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