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"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."
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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."
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"Southern DADDY-Dandy At Doin' Diapers Y'all!"
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"GreenHollyWood is a bad character, fat, liking jokes, liking jokes about size, about the large, about the how big are you. Likes to laugh when you make a mistake, ... but but he is a teacher?! With a glasses a fat guy!"
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"Good friends, very good what's the equation motherfucker???"
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"Jokes are grievances."
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"They lack suggestive power. And when a book lacks suggestive power, however hard it hits the surface of the mind it cannot penetrate within."
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"To me she said, "It's this stupid gotcha thing, they've been doing it for weeks now. Leaping out at each other and us, scaring the hell out of everyone.""It's a game of wits," Bert said to me."Half-wits," Kristy added."
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"I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'"
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"A woman is always better in everything with the mouth, she talks a lot."
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"He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
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"That some achieve great success, is proof to all that others can achieve it as well."
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"I will prepare and some day my chance will come."
Change
"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."
Life
"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or exercise their revolutionary right to overthrow it."
Government
"Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally."
Justice
"When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion."
Spiritual
"The shepherd drives the wolf from the sheep's for which the sheep thanks the shepherd as his liberator, while the wolf denounces him for the same act as the destroyer of liberty. Plainly, the sheep and the wolf are not agreed upon a definition of liberty."
Act
"Our defense is in the preservation of the spirit which prizes liberty as a heritage of all men, in all lands, everywhere. Destroy this spirit and you have planted the seeds of despotism around your own doors."
Freedom
"A friend is one who has the same enemies as you have."
Friendship
"Allow the president to invade a neighboring nation, whenever he shall deem it necessary to repel an invasion, and you allow him to do so whenever he may choose to say he deems it necessary for such a purpose - and you allow him to make war at pleasure."
War
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