"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."

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"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."

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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."

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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."

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Terry Pratchett, English Author

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"Comedy strikes here... just to reduce pressure and depression."

Deyth Banger, American Blogger

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"They're both bungholes who think they're too noble to shit."

George R. R. Martin, American Author

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"Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all."

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"I laugh because I must not cry, that is all, that is all."

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"When I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees."

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"The more sects we have the better. They are all getting somebody in (to the Church) that the others could not: and even with the numerous divisions we are all doing tolerably well."

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"God must have loved the plain people: He made so many of them."

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"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"

Identity

"My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with your failure."

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"I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me."

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"We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution."

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"I have been driven many times to my knees by the overwhelming conviction that I had nowhere else to go. My own wisdom and that of all about me seemed insufficient for the day."

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