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Jerry Seinfeld

"My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law."

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"My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law."

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"At least half the mystery novels published violate the law that the solution, once revealed, must seem to be inevitable."

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"The laws are made to be broken,... if nobody will break them why they are made???"

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"Mankind needs new law to embrace new science."

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"Public Utility Commission (PUC), Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) and Federal Communications Commission (FCC) complaints are rarely upheld. It is estimated that less than 5% of complaints are successful and that the actual number may be below 1% in some cases."

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"Law is made by the winner to preserve victory over the loser."

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"One with the law is a majority."

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"Objection!" Metz shouts.Grounds?" the judge asks.Well...he's my witness!"

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"This extraordinary tale of madness, leading up to Stephen being sectioned off to the lunatic asylum at Broadmoor, also reveals Stephen's eventual fight to win his freedom from the asylum, which saw his legal team mount a successful challenge against the 'criminally insane' label that was keeping him in Broadmoor. Moyle's legal team successfully argued that he was either a criminal or insane, he could not be both."

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"There are no laws for the novel. There never have been, nor can there ever be."

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"Anywhere in the world, if you see a law which is protecting the rapists, you must know that this law has been prepared by the rapists!"

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