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"The Law of Cause and Effect is as active in your life as the Law of Gravity. It teaches us that for every action there is a reaction."
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"The police frequently do not enforce the rule of law."
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Personal Development
"The sovereign is called a tyrant who knows no laws but his caprice."
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Personal Development
"Modesty forbids what the law does not."
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Personal Development
"My biggest problem is that my flight is to depart from Denpasar International Airport in Indonesia, where the penalty for drug trafficking is death by firing squad."
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"Litigant: a person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bone."
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"Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy."
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"Appeal in law: to put the dice into the box for another throw."
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"The world is so lawful that not even a single mosquito can touch you, as long as you do not interfere. If your interference stops, everything will stop."
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"Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property... Horrid mischief would ensue were the law-abiding deprived of the use of them."
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"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason."
Reason
"To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving."
Life
"There is no such thing as fun for the whole family."
Family
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.""
Men
"You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'"
Old
"That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me."
People
"People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to."
People
"A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking."
People
"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash."
Body
"I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive."
Funny
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