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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
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"I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny."
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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."
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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
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"No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine."
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"It's funny, as you live through something you're not aware of it."
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"A lot of my friends are club people. It's not me. It's funny to represent that, because it's not me. I don't fit into a gay club setting. It's just ironic that I represent that somehow."
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"If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to."
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"The moral of filmmaking in Britain is that you will be screwed by the weather."
Weather
"Most actors really love it, that's what they want to do. They burn to do it. And so they'll read a script and think, that's an interesting part. And because they love acting, that blinds them to the fact that the rest of it is pretentious nonsense, which it very often is."
Love
"I think maybe in a way it gets worse because you come in with a real reputation and they've paid you lots of money and all that."
Money
"The only reason my work seems to be eclectic up to a certain period is because I was a failure as an actor."
Work
"Women are frightening. If you get to 41 as a man, you're quite battle-scarred."
Woman
"With 2 movies opening this summer, I have no relaxing time at all. Whatever I have is spent in a drunken stupor."
Movies
"I don't particularly like babies. I don't mind them for about four minutes. That's my max. After that I can't quite see what everyone's fussing about."
Baby
"I cling to the fantasy that I could have done something more creative. Like actually writing a script, or writing a book. But the awful truth is that I... probably can't!"
Truth
"The reason I turn down 99% of a hundred, I mean a thousand, scripts is because romantic comedies are often very romantic but seldom very funny."
Funny
"Well, you know I have an office, my film offices. So I know that syndrome. I fancy offices, so there must be something wrong with me. Even the window cleaner intrigues me. It's a very sexy environment."
Environment
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