"A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh."

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"A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh."

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"There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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Gertrude Stein, American Author

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"Nothing can come of nothing."

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"Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise."

Alice Walker, American Author

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"Our house is made of glass... and our lives are made of glass; and there is nothing we can do to protect ourselves."

Joyce Carol Oates, American Novelist

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Walt Whitman, American Poet

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"Nothing that you have not given away will ever be really yours."

C. S. Lewis, British Author

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"Having nothing, nothing can he lose."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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"There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it."

Jack Black, American Actor

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"As it is the characteristic of great wits to say much in few words, so small wits seem to have the gift of speaking much and saying nothing."

Francois de La Rochefoucauld, French Writer

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"If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too."

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"There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so."

"Generally speaking, everyone is more interesting doing nothing than doing anything."

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"Nothing endures but personal qualities."

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"Having nothing, nothing can he lose."

"There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it."

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"And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike."

"I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me."

"If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too."

"It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes."

"I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business."