"A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh."

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"A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh."

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"Nothing that you have not given away will ever be really yours."

C. S. Lewis, British Author

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"As it is the characteristic of great wits to say much in few words, so small wits seem to have the gift of speaking much and saying nothing."

Francois de La Rochefoucauld, French Writer

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"Since philosophy now criticizes everything it comes across, a critique of philosophy would be nothing less than a just reprisal."

Karl Schlegel, German Philosopher

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"There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

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"Even if you have nothing to write, write and say so."

Marcus Tullius Cicero, Roman Statesman

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"Nothing endures but personal qualities."

Walt Whitman, American Poet

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"There is nothing more imprudent than excessive prudence."

Charles Caleb Colton, English Writer

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"Nothing is so unbelievable that oratory cannot make it acceptable."

Marcus Tullius Cicero, Roman Statesman

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"Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable."

Oliver Wendell Holmes, American Writer

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"Nothing like a little judicious levity."

Robert Louis Stevenson, Scottish Writer

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"Men don't hear women."

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"If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you."

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"I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me."

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"Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it."

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"But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking."

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"I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place."

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"Nothing that you have not given away will ever be really yours."

"As it is the characteristic of great wits to say much in few words, so small wits seem to have the gift of speaking much and saying nothing."

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"Nothing endures but personal qualities."

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"If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you."

"I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me."

"Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it."

"I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance."

"It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people."

"I always want to go back and do stand-up; I like the freedom."

"But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking."

"I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place."