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"A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh."
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"I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me."


"If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you."


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