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Wanda Sykes

"A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh."

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"A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh."

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"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on."

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"It is better, of course, to know useless things than to know nothing."

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"Propositions show what they say: tautologies and contradictions show that they say nothing."

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"It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes."
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"And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike."
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"I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance."
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