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"I got a script sent to me at this office and I got a call from a woman - Universal's doing a snowboarding movie. I'm not in it yet, but I'm supposed to meet with the director in New York soon. I'm waiting to hear back from them."
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"When we got into office, the thing that surprised me most was to find that things were just as bad as we'd been saying they were."

"A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants."

"Reason is, and ought only to be the slave of the passions, and can never pretend to any other office than to serve and obey them."

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"I showed my mom the movie then I told her the movie got bought and that it was gonna be shown in theatres and be on video. Everyone was really psyched about it. Everyone in my little town of hounds started to call me movie star."

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"I'm a big toy collector. I've been slowing down because my money's been tight, but I collect toys, too."

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"And then after a while he got me a job at the video store next door. I used to lock up the store and go next door and hang out all the time and watch movies and stuff."

"Weed, you know, you just get mellow. You can drive pretty stoned and be OK. I mean, sometimes you get too stoned and you can't drive. But you could get pretty stoned and still drive."

"I'm getting Puppetmasters, too. They're one of my favorites. And they're coming out with new Puppetmasters. I try not to get everything, but I want so much."
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