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"I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies."
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"You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind."
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"Be blind. Be stupid. Be British. Be careful."
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"I hooked up everybody in Sidney, including one guy who was blind."
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"There I was, an 18-year-old mimic rooming with a blind whistler."
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"We can see, so we are always blind to things deeper than skin."
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"I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face."
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"There's nothing better than a good, blind referee."
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"Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us."
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"It should be clear by now that my focus here is not freedom of speech or the press. This freedom is all too often an exaggeration. At the very least, blind references to freedom of speech or the press serve as a distraction from the critical examination of other communications policies."
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"It is we that are blind, not fortune."
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"I try to be known more for my work than for anything else."
Work
"What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job; with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldn't save any money."
Father
"For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view."
Loneliness
"I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last."
Answers
"You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing."
Love
"Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh."
Winning
"I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers."
Marriage
"When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars."
Time
"I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point."
Brother
"I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns."
Time
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