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"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."
Art
"If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep."
Government
"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."
Money
"The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself."
Business
"Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week."
War
"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
Day
"There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail."
Politics
"Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction."
Action
"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
Funny
"People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide."
People
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"A President's hardest task is not to do what is right, but to know what is right."
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Personal Development
"This President is going to lead us out of this recovery."
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Personal Development
"When asked for your views, by the press or others, remember that what they really want to know is the President's views."
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Personal Development
"Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain."
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Personal Development
"I believe we will elect a new President in 2012."
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Personal Development
"I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together."
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Personal Development
"The President is going to benefit from me reporting directly to him when I arrive."
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Personal Development
"I'm the only president you've got."
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Personal Development
"A master of improvised speech and improvised policies."
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Personal Development
"I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian."
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Personal Development
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