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"We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet."
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"I used to have six left feet. Now I only have one and a half left feet."
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"You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?"
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"In the shallow parts of many Swiss lakes, where there is a depth of no more than from 5 to 15 feet of water, ancient wooden piles are observed at the bottom sometimes worn down to the surface of the mud, sometimes projecting slightly above it."
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"You're suspended sixty feet up in the air, you've been up there for three hours, and all the shot requires is that you have to sort of react to getting punched in the head."
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"We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big."
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"A beautiful line of verse has twelve feet, and two wings."
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"Yeah, my parents help me keep my feet on the ground."
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"I like to keep my feet on the sidewalk."
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
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"What did I do in high school? I grew from 5 feet 4 inches to 6 feet 2 inches."
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