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"Well, darkness with humor... I'm not an extremely suicidal or sad person."
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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."
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"And if I talk to him, I'll say something wrong, give something away. I can feel it coming, a betrayal of myself."
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"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"
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"I always try to cheer myself up by singing when i get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems."
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"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."
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"Looking for a wife is like fishing; before you go, make sure you don't have a hole in your net."
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"Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully was like ared flag to a bu... was like putting something very annoying in front ofsomeone who was annoyed by it."
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"Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers."
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"Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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"Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely."
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"I stay way from that area, and there's only so many songs you can write about love, sex and death."
Death
"If I wasn't bound to Brooklyn, due to my own personal reasons like taking care of my mother and the fact that this is where the band is based, I would probably move to Iceland."
Mother
"So, I simply switched over to wine because it was not carbonated."
Wine
"I've been told by people that it's okay to cry but, you know what, it's been used against me."
People
"I drink for the effect, because it loosens up the tongue a little bit."
Effect
"Instead of slashing my wrists, I just write a bunch of really crummy songs."
Music
"I don't know what to say to that, but I have to agree with Johnny that, yeah, we do touch upon things that most men would rather not admit: That we feel pain, we cry, get sad and sometimes don't deal well with disappointment."
Men
"If they weren't laughing with me, okay; if they want to laugh at me it's better than nothing."
Nothing
"I used to try to run five miles every other day, which I worked up to and I was doing it, but I was subjected to my own thoughts for forty minutes without any sensory input, and I couldn't stand what I thought."
Thought
"As far as humor goes, I've always been a very insecure person and I've always wanted to be liked."
Humor
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