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"Well, darkness with humor... I'm not an extremely suicidal or sad person."
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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."
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"And if I talk to him, I'll say something wrong, give something away. I can feel it coming, a betrayal of myself."
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"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"
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"I always try to cheer myself up by singing when i get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems."
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"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."
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"Looking for a wife is like fishing; before you go, make sure you don't have a hole in your net."
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"Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully was like ared flag to a bu... was like putting something very annoying in front ofsomeone who was annoyed by it."
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"Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers."
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"Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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"Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely."
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"It seems to be that southern Europeans are just more intimate socially, whereas I like a lot of personal space - like, a mile from the nearest person is fine for me."
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"It's bad poetry executed by people that can't sing. That's my definition of Rap."
Poetry
"I stay way from that area, and there's only so many songs you can write about love, sex and death."
Death
"I like to put on hardcore when I have to clean my apartment, which I hate to do, but it's motivational. I like old heavy metal when I'm outside working on my car. Music has definite functions for me."
Music
"If I wasn't bound to Brooklyn, due to my own personal reasons like taking care of my mother and the fact that this is where the band is based, I would probably move to Iceland."
Mother
"So, I simply switched over to wine because it was not carbonated."
Wine
"I've been told by people that it's okay to cry but, you know what, it's been used against me."
People
"I drink for the effect, because it loosens up the tongue a little bit."
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"Well, darkness with humor... I'm not an extremely suicidal or sad person."
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"There's a lot of things that go on when you're on tour that cannot be controlled. I'm not even talking about myself, but of course there's sexual activity and drugs, fighting and language; it is certainly not a place to raise a family."
Family
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