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"There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women."
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."
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"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."
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"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."
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"You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one."
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"The Cause of Women is generally the Cause of Virtue."
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"What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce."
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"Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths."
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"Every woman is just a different kind of problem."
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"The three great problems of this century; the degradation of man in the proletariat, the subjection of women through hunger, the atrophy of the child by darkness."
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"Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!"
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"There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women."
Woman
"It keeps you grounded, you lead a regular life and you appreciate things more."
Life
"Men stop trying after a while and get lazy."
Men
"I've always had a show that went seven episodes or 13 episodes or whatever. And I've never had a show that's gone past a first season. It really is a lot of work."
Work
"I love men who know when to put their foot down and when not to."
Love
"I applaud my mother now for getting me through that time and making me believe in myself."
Time
"Are you trying to give me a hint that I should drop it? I can lose the accent; I just have to really focus on what I'm saying. And I have to talk slowly."
Focus
"The guy has to kill the spider and get the dead mouse outta the pool."
Mouse
"But inside, I'm going, 'Oh my God, is my zipper up? Do I have a booger in my nose?' That's my inner monologue."
God
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