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"What a sense of superiority it gives one to escape reading some book which everyone else is reading."
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"She breathed an enormous sigh, looked at Poirot, Looked away, and suddenly blurted out, "You're too old. Nobody told me you were so old. I really don't want to be rude but - there it is. You're too old. I'm really sorry." She turned abruptly and blundered out of the room, rather like a desperate moth in lamplight. Poirot, his mouth open, heard the bang of the front door. He ejaculated: "Non d'un nom d'un nom..."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Physical pain however great ends in itself and falls away like dry husks from the mind, whilst moral discords and nervous horrors sear the soul."
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"I suppose one has a greater sense of intellectual degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience."
Experience
"I make it a rule always to believe compliments implicitly for five minutes, and to simmer gently for twenty more."
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"I wonder whether if I had an education I should have been more or less a fool that I am."
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"One has a greater sense of degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience."
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"Though I have no productive worth, I have a certain value as an indestructible quantity."
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"You must remember that a woman, by nature, needs much less to feed upon than a man, a few emotions and she is satisfied."
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"The difficulty about all this dying, is that you can't tell a fellow anything about it, so where does the fun come in?"
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"How sick one gets of being "good," how much I should respect myself if I could burst out and make everyone wretched for twenty-four hours; embody selfishness."
Being
"The success or failure of a life, as far as posterity goes, seems to lie in the more or less luck of seizing the right moment of escape."
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