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Alice James

"What a sense of superiority it gives one to escape reading some book which everyone else is reading."

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"What a sense of superiority it gives one to escape reading some book which everyone else is reading."

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"Never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness, but come down into the green valleys of silliness."

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"Pessimist - one who when he has the choice of two evils chooses both."

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"Mr. Bennet, how can you abuse your own children in such a way? Youtake delight in vexing me. You have no compassion for my poor nerves.""You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. Theyare my old friends. I have heard you mention them with considerationthese last twenty years at least."

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