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"What a sense of superiority it gives one to escape reading some book which everyone else is reading."
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"Is she special? (asks the gay waiter)' I thinks she's going to break my heart' On arrival of the girl' The flannel is fine honey,but I have'nt seen anyone that over accesorized since batman!"
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"Whistler,' Manet called. 'How's your mother?"
"But to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I felt needed to be addressed, which is, 'What if Jesus had known kung fu?"
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"Baz arched an elegant brow. "Are you going to snog the Humdrum-is that your plan? Because he's eleven. And he looks just like you. That's both vain and deviant, Snow, even for you."
"I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it."
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"Though I have no productive worth, I have a certain value as an indestructible quantity."
"I make it a rule always to believe compliments implicitly for five minutes, and to simmer gently for twenty more."
"The success or failure of a life, as far as posterity goes, seems to lie in the more or less luck of seizing the right moment of escape."
"You must remember that a woman, by nature, needs much less to feed upon than a man, a few emotions and she is satisfied."
"How sick one gets of being "good," how much I should respect myself if I could burst out and make everyone wretched for twenty-four hours; embody selfishness."
"Physical pain however great ends in itself and falls away like dry husks from the mind, whilst moral discords and nervous horrors sear the soul."
"One has a greater sense of degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience."
"The difficulty about all this dying, is that you can't tell a fellow anything about it, so where does the fun come in?"
"I suppose one has a greater sense of intellectual degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience."
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