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"This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt."

"You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten."

"Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?"

"Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back."
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"Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them."

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."

"Many men are contemptuous of riches; few can give them away."

"One man's ways may be as good as another's, but we all like our own best."
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