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Heinrich Heine

"Whatever tears one may shed, in the end one always blows one's nose."

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"Whatever tears one may shed, in the end one always blows one's nose."

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"Southern DADDY-Dandy At Doin' Diapers Y'all!"

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"GreenHollyWood is a bad character, fat, liking jokes, liking jokes about size, about the large, about the how big are you. Likes to laugh when you make a mistake, ... but but he is a teacher?! With a glasses a fat guy!"

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"Good friends, very good what's the equation motherfucker???"

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"They lack suggestive power. And when a book lacks suggestive power, however hard it hits the surface of the mind it cannot penetrate within."

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"To me she said, "It's this stupid gotcha thing, they've been doing it for weeks now. Leaping out at each other and us, scaring the hell out of everyone.""It's a game of wits," Bert said to me."Half-wits," Kristy added."

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"I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'"

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"A woman is always better in everything with the mouth, she talks a lot."

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"He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."

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