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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."
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"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."
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"Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers."
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"You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youE1d actually be a better queen than the others, except sometimes . . . I donE1t think sheE1s joking."
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"A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water."
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"Zombies are far better than religious people, because they do not discriminate in killing."
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"Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!"
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"Some people make spectacles of themselves with a couple of glasses."
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"I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."
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"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."
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"Communism possesses a language which every people can understand - its elements are hunger, envy, and death."
Death
"Whatever tears one may shed, in the end one always blows one's nose."
Humor
"There are more fools in the world than there are people."
People
"Talking and eloquence are not the same: to speak and to speak well are two things. A fool may talk, but a wise man speaks."
Eloquence
"Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they go into battle."
Music
"God will forgive me. It's his job."
God
"I do not know if she was virtuous, but she was ugly, and with a woman that is half the battle."
Battle
"Atheism is the last word of theism."
Religion
"True eloquence consists in saying all that is necessary, and nothing but what is necessary."
Eloquence
"Experience is a good school. But the fees are high."
Experience
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