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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."

"They lack suggestive power. And when a book lacks suggestive power, however hard it hits the surface of the mind it cannot penetrate within."

"To me she said, "It's this stupid gotcha thing, they've been doing it for weeks now. Leaping out at each other and us, scaring the hell out of everyone.""It's a game of wits," Bert said to me."Half-wits," Kristy added."

"He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
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"If the Romans had been obliged to learn Latin, they would never have found time to conquer the world."

"Sleep is good, death is better; but of course, the best thing would to have never been born at all."

"It is extremely difficult for a Jew to be converted, for how can he bring himself to believe in the divinity of - another Jew?"
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