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"Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters."
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"Individual rights are not subject to a public vote; a majority has no right to vote away the rights of a minority; the political function of rights is precisely to protect minorities from oppression by majorities (and the smallest minority on earth is the individual)."
"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different."
"Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere."
"There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person."
"It is true that we are weak and sick and ugly and quarrelsome but if that is all we ever were, we would millenniums ago have disappeared from the face of the earth."
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"By the time of the United States Tricentennial, there will be more government workers than there are workers."
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"The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin with a silk sow. The same is true of money."
"There are many highly successful businesses in the United States. There are also many highly paid executives. The policy is not to intermingle the two."
"Although most products will soon be too costly to purchase, there will be a thriving market in the sale of books on how to fix them."
"A revised schedule is to business what a new season is to an athlete or a new canvas to an artist."
"If a sufficient number of management layers are superimposed on top of each other, it can be assured that disaster is not left to chance."
"Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters."
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