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"I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him."
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"Gay Liberation? I ain't against it, it's just that there's nothing in it for me."
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"And I used to go the punk clubs such as a gay club in Poland Street that everyone would go to because it was the only place you could go to looking like that without getting beaten senseless."
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"An operetta is simply a small and gay opera."
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"In the 1980s, there weren't a lot of role models for gay teenagers."
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"Many a dangerous temptation comes to us in gay, fine colours, that are but skin-deep."
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"Lately, I've been a little sad that I'm not a gay man."
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"I like to think that if I were gay I would be out. Rupert Everett-style."
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"It was a pleasure to be a gay eyesore."
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"I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals."
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"Part of me looks at the gay movement now and worries that we're losing our individuality."
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"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps."
Worth
"I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper."
Men
"I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'"
Father
"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks."
Love
"In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some."
School
"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."
Reason
"Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something."
Dress
"I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes."
Night
"My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing."
Computer
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
Boxing
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