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"I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him."
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"I've had so many interviews where the last question is, Are you gay? I had to find very creative ways to say that I was gay, but that I wasn't going to talk about it."
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"Part of me looks at the gay movement now and worries that we're losing our individuality."
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"And I used to go the punk clubs such as a gay club in Poland Street that everyone would go to because it was the only place you could go to looking like that without getting beaten senseless."
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"An operetta is simply a small and gay opera."
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"Gay icons usually have some tragedy in their lives, but I've only had tragic haircuts and outfits."
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"If I talk to a girl, it's assumed that I'm having a scene with her. If I don't, then it's assumed that I'm gay."
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"I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him."
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"Says he, 'I am a handsome man, but I'm a gay deceiver'."
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"Lately, I've been a little sad that I'm not a gay man."
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"I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of like a gay Gomer Pyle."
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"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."
Worth
"When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas."
Coffee
"I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson."
Today
"My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing."
Computer
"I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them."
Night
"Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day."
Family
"I was the kid next door's imaginary friend."
Friendship
"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."
Work
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
Boxing
"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks."
Love
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