"I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him."

Gay,

15

Create Your Own Wallpaper

Standard

Customized

"I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him."

Exlpore more Gay quotes

"Lately, I've been a little sad that I'm not a gay man."

Gina Gershon, American Actress

Gay, Man

"To me, if a heterosexual has a right to do it, then I have a right to do it. And if it's important to the gay youth - who are now setting the agenda - then its important to me."

Harvey Fierstein, American Actor

Gay, Now, Right, Youth

"An awful lot of gay pop stars pretend to be straight. I'm going to start a movement of straight pop stars pretending to be gay."

Robbie Williams, British Musician

Gay, Stars

"I don't think any gay dude is gangsta, period."

Method Man, American Musician

Gay,

"It would have been convenient to be gay. Just because of the grooming, the narcissism, stuff like that. But I have this kind of roaring heterosexuality. Traditional, uncomplicated heterosexuality, an almost cliched Robin Askwith thing."

Russell Brand, English Comedian

Gay,

"I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not."

Matthew Perry, American Actor

Gay, Internet

"I'm sorry I'm not gay or Jewish, so I don't have a special interest group of journalists that support me."

Vincent Gallo, American Actor

Gay, Interest, Support

"I'm a very recent convert to the gay scene. I went to a party a couple of years ago and met a very nice man who took me under his wing and started taking me out to clubs. It was a revelation."

Matt Lucas, English Actor

Gay, Man, Party, Years

"I want to host a religious show. I'm sure nobody will be wanting the 11 o'clock spot on Sunday morning. I think we should really get some of our own preachers and preach that gay is good. And we'd have a great choir."

Kate Clinton, American Comedian

Gay, Religious, Want, Will

"It was a pleasure to be a gay eyesore."

Lance Loud, American Actor

Gay, Pleasure

Explore more quotes by Emo Philips

"England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'."

England

"I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator."

Night

"Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day."

Family

"I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them."

Night

"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote."

First

"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often."

Sex

"When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas."

Coffee

"My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing."

Computer

"I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.""

Time

"The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks."

Evil