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"I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him."
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"Says he, 'I am a handsome man, but I'm a gay deceiver'."
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"In the 1980s, there weren't a lot of role models for gay teenagers."
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"Gay icons usually have some tragedy in their lives, but I've only had tragic haircuts and outfits."
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"Our intention is to really explore this transition and, beyond that, explore the particular things that someone comes up against when they're gay or lesbian."
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"How many gangsters you know, from Al Capone up to John Gotti, been gay?"
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"Part of me looks at the gay movement now and worries that we're losing our individuality."
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"I'm trying to appeal to the disenfranchised everybody, not just specifically gay."
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"I am not gay, I just like pearls."
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"When I was I younger I didn't want to be gay. Not because I was scared of the sexual thing; I didn't want to be a clone. Now this was in the late '70s."
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"I don't think any gay dude is gangsta, period."
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"How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand."
People
"I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'"
Wife
"He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites."
Disaster
"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote."
First
"People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi."
People
"Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day."
Family
"In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some."
School
"I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson."
Today
"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
Life
"I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks."
Love
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