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"Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express."
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"If we had more hell in the pulpit, we would have less hell in the pew."
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"Hell is an outrage on humanity. When you tell me that your deity made you in his image, I reply that he must have been very ugly."
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"I never see thy face but I think upon hell-fire."
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"People debate over whether or not there is a literal Hell, in the literal sense often described as fire and eternal torture, which, to many, seems to be too harsh a punishment. If men really want to fear something, they should be fearing separation from God, the supposedly more comforting alternative to a literal Hell. For separation from the authorship of love, mercy, and goodness is the ultimate torture. If you think a literal Hell sounds too bad, you are very much underestimating the pain of being absolutely, wholly separated from the goodness while exposed to the reality of the holiness of God."
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"Publicity gets more than a little tiring. You want it, you need it, you crave it, and you're scared as hell when it stops."
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"Good shot, bad luck and hell are the five basic words to be used in a game of tennis, though these, of course, can be slightly amplified."
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"I think 'Bat Out Of Hell' will probably last forever."
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"If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano."
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"The hell to be endured hereafter, of which theology tells, is no worse than the hell we make for ourselves in this world by habitually fashioned our characters in the wrong way."
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"I do suspect that this world is hell."
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"I just want to do cool stuff."
Want
"Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show."
Feelings
"Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously."
Funny
"I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one."
Friendship
"The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom."
Freedom
"Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day."
Actor
"It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus."
Day
"I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards."
Company
"Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil."
Oil
"People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is."
People
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