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"My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy."
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"Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top."
Oil
"Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress."
Dress
"The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found."
Beauty
"Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television."
God
"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'"
Mother
"Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be."
Will
"I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor."
Work
"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."
Money
"It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who."
Sex
"Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer."
Love
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"I find that here in the States, audiences are generally less knowledgeable, from the cognitive point of view, though they are emotionally more receptive."
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"For me to go back and to play for audiences some of whom have been following me for thirty years and some who have found me in the last five or six years, that's really an interesting thing. I have an audience that goes from kids to seventy year olds."
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"We have had to play some mighty tough audiences."
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"Anyway, I collapsed in France in the middle of a tour. I hadn't been eating properly, I was getting very phobic about audiences, and I collapsed in pure fright."
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"With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle."
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"There was something about being in front of audiences when I was in elementary school plays that gave me a thrill. It was like the rush you get from a roller coaster drop."
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"Lenny Bruce is a very moral man trying to improve the world and trying to make audiences think."
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"So anyway, I really enjoyed the European audiences."
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"But you can't really know your audiences so well."
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"I have not wanted to intimidate audiences. I have not wanted my dancing to be an elitist form. That doesn't mean I haven't wanted it to be excellent."
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