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Joan Rivers

"My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy."

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"My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy."

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"I have spoken to expert audiences occasionally, but then no audience is expert over the whole range of things I want to explore."

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"Teaching physics at the University, and more general lecturing to wider audiences has been a major concern."

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"No producer should revive a play unless they have a very good reason for it. I think there's quite enough about a good play to make it available to new audiences."

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"The matinee audiences are different because they're mostly kids, a great percentage kids. So they respond to everything differently, but I understand what they do respond to."

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"Phish and Dave Matthews really know their audiences and really treat them well."

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"Audiences like their blues singers to be miserable."

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"I have not wanted to intimidate audiences. I have not wanted my dancing to be an elitist form. That doesn't mean I haven't wanted it to be excellent."

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"When they tested Fatal Attraction, the audiences were so upset by her behavior, they literally demanded her blood."

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"Large audiences did not suit my low-key approach."

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"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."
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"Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise."
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"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."
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"Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top."
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"Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds."
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"Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be."
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"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'"
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"I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor."
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