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"My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy."
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"We have had to play some mighty tough audiences."
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"I find that here in the States, audiences are generally less knowledgeable, from the cognitive point of view, though they are emotionally more receptive."
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"But those audiences in Spain, they were just so stoned. I don't like playing to audiences like that because they just don't do anything. I'm up here with my band and we're working really hard and they are just stoned."
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"I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again."
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"All audiences should be slightly off balance."
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"Phish and Dave Matthews really know their audiences and really treat them well."
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"So anyway, I really enjoyed the European audiences."
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"Over the years, I've been trying to build a relationship with an audience. I've tried to maintain as much of a low profile as I could so that those characters would emerge and their relationship with audiences would be protected."
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"We were tremendously encouraged by the testing of Analyze That. Audiences loved it. They were telling us that they liked it as much as the original. We recorded the laughs in the theater."
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"Audiences like their blues singers to be miserable."
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"Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be."
Will
"Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top."
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"Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress."
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"I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are."
People
"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."
Time
"Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer."
Love
"Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'."
Daughter
"I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor."
God
"If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor."
God
"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."
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