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"One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes."

"When I get a new script my mom will read them and just be aghast. I think it's hysterical."

"If my mom reads that I'm grammatically incorrect I'll have hell to pay."
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"If you're not having fun - I don't care what you're doing - don't do it. Move on. Find something else, life's too short."

"When my dad first started out in the police force, wearing the uniform was a sense of pride, and it was respected in the community for what the police force was all about. Unfortunately today, the uniform is a target."

"I'm not sure what I want to do when I grow up, or if I'm sure I ever want to grow up. I'm sure there are people that wish I would, but you know, my mom will get over it."

"Money is only a vehicle that provides you with options, and I say there's only one thing that money can't buy - poverty."

"We have common enemies today. It's called childhood poverty. It's called cancer. It's called AIDS. It's called Parkinson's. It's called Muscular Dystrophy."
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