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"Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance."
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"We got on American Bandstand, where kids would dance to a record and then rate it. We called ourselves Tom and Jerry. I was Jerry."

"Sometimes, when I'm alone, I put on six inch heels and wear nothing else and dance around in front of the mirror and do my little stripper dance."

"How I long to fall just a little bit, to dance out of the lines and stray from the light."

"Dancing is a expression of desire, thoughts, and emotion in a distinctive way."
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"We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective."

"It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent."

"I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer."

"And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a new place to try to get to, and they came up with a new concept: the West."

"American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it."

"Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators."

"I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories."
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