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"Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance."
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"Dance on the stage of life with love in your heart, a smile on your face, and a great vision in your mind."
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"Dance with your own way with your own tune no matter who watches it."
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"Dance with the waves of sea and sing with the sky,touch the sands with love and let your mind fly high."
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"The real dance is a spontaneous body movement that in harmony with the beats of the music in your heart."
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"Dance as if you got lost in the mystery and beauty of life."
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"The job of feets is walking, but their hobby is dancing."
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"It's not that I wanted to be an actor; it's that I didn't want to be a dancer! I was trained in traditional Chinese dance, and after working so hard it seemed unfair to just disappear into a group."
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"The monarchy is finished. It was finished a while ago, but they're still making the corpses dance."
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"On Saturday afternoons, there was a film, of course, and then we did about four shows between the films. And I would do a tap dance, a little military tap."
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"When the circumstances are right, everything becomes a dance."
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"Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting."
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"American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it."
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"As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula."
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"The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes."
Religion
"If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland."
Humor
"The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot."
Computer
"Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column."
Chance
"The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting."
History
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
Car
"I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems."
Car
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