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"Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance."
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"I had to do a tango with Raft and I learned to dance in ballet shoes with my knees bent."
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"Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance."
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"We got on American Bandstand, where kids would dance to a record and then rate it. We called ourselves Tom and Jerry. I was Jerry."
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"He who would learn to fly one day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying."
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"Dance with your own way with your own tune no matter who watches it."
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"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance."
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"Dance like no one is watching, love like you have never been hurt."
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"It takes a lot of guts to get up on top of a bar and dance."
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"I wanted to be Gene Kelly. Well really, I just wanted to dance with Cyd Charisse."
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"I would rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach 10,000 stars how not to dance."
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"Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance."
Dance
"The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot."
Computer
"U.S. News Organizations observe the anniversary of September 11 with investigations about the nation's continuing vulnerability to terrorism. First, the New York Daily News reports that two of its reporters carried box cutters, razor knives, and pepper spray on fourteen commercial flights without getting caught. Then ABC News reports that it smuggled fifteen pounds of uranium into New York City. Then Fox News reports that it flew Osama bin Laden to Washington, D.C., and videotaped him touring the White House."
Satire
"He couldn't get into Harvard even if he had the dean's wife at gunpoint."
Satire
"If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry."
God
"The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates."
Death
"Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don't even have to be true!"
Job
"Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid."
Now
"This is the funniest book I've ever held in my hands. --Dave Barry, Pulitzer Prize winning humorist and author says about Radical Sabbatical."
Literature
"You're only young once but you can always be immature."
Humor
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