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"I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s."
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"Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable."
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"You know, I'm a television personality. It's not like I'm a famous hooker or something!"
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"I actually don't feel famous."
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"I still forgive him, because by doing what he did, he made it famous."
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"Indy makes the race driver. You become famous when you come here."
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"I will either be famous or infamous."
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"I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress."
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"We are not interested in cloning the Michael Jordans and the Michael Jacksons of this world. The rich and the famous don't participate in this."
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"Although I get so much fan mail from Great Britain, tell me, am I more famous there than Michael Madsen?"
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"A chair is a very difficult object. A skyscraper is almost easier. That is why Chippendale is famous."
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"I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s."
Famous
"The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty."
Life
"I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place every day and eat sandwiches in the same canteen, if I can possibly help it, as I don't think I'd be very good at it."
Work
"The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms."
Now
"I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself."
Time
"The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job."
Truth
"I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom, just as a very good programme."
Thought
"Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works, because in its own way, it's quite theatrical."
Books
"I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms you had to fill in for stand-up, so I thought I'd give that a twist."
Thought
"You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign Service for a while and then I drove a bulldozer, but neither of those panned out for me so it had to be stand-up."
Growing up
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