"I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s."

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"I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s."

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"I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place every day and eat sandwiches in the same canteen, if I can possibly help it, as I don't think I'd be very good at it."

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"The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job."

Truth

"You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign Service for a while and then I drove a bulldozer, but neither of those panned out for me so it had to be stand-up."

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"It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book."

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