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"A satirist that criticizes religion is seen as a satanist."

"Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations."

"Only the Prince of Peace gives peace."

"There was only one guy in the whole Bible Jesus ever personally promised a place with him in Paradise. Not Peter, not Paul, not any of those guys. He was a convicted thief, being executed. So don't knock the guys on death row. Maybe they know something you don't."

"A Unitarian very earnestly disbelieves what everyone else believes."

"The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes."

"Religion is a cultural relic inherited from ancient civilizations that doctrinal influence persists globally in modern times. Religious people rely upon their notional belief in the primal innocence of human beings in order to support the abstract supposition of inherently benevolent God guiding human souls."
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"I can eat you at breakfast, not because I am a monster; it is only because you are too cute and yummy."

"The difference between human and other species is, they eat each other when they have nothing to eat, but we eat each other while having everything."

"Humans are very strange. When you need a hug, they throw you away, when you need condolence , they insult you, and when you need love, they betray you."

"There are two groups of people in this world; first, those who have everything but nothing and second, those who have nothing but everything."

"From the first day we have been fighting the wrong enemy, our common enemy is religion which dictates upon us division and partition."

"If silence of the days and darkness of the nights is the indicator of the doomsday, we are already in it."
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