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"Women are like ovens. We need 5 to 15 minutes to heat up."
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"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."

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"I have an expensive hobby: buying homes, redoing them, tearing them down and building them up the way they want to be built. I want to be an architect."

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"I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring."

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