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"My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured success: finally, I was able to stop waiting tables, and I was able to pay the rent, and that was by being a stand-up comic. Not a very good stand-up comic, but good enough to make a living."
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"When you reach the mountaintop look upand think of how high you must leap to reach the stars."
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"It is how hard you want, what you want that gets it."
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"If size does matter, then dream-n-do big!"
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"If you water your dreams with excellence, success will grow."
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"Making your mark in the world is better than making trouble."
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"It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book."
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"Your problem is in thinking the sky's the limit. Why set limits?"
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"I chase goals, not girls."
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"Life is full of limitless opportunities. You ought to seek them."
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"The desire of most people on earth is to make money and money seems to be the greatest motivation in life for a lot of people."
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"In terms of language, yeah we get bleeped and blurred and things, but in terms of content, I would probably say we're getting away with more here than we could get away with in Britain. And that surprised us so much!"
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"I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive."
Heart
"My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured success: finally, I was able to stop waiting tables, and I was able to pay the rent, and that was by being a stand-up comic. Not a very good stand-up comic, but good enough to make a living."
Ambition
"I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended up doing live comedy."
Actor
"Basically, I'm a really bad interviewer. I love meeting celebrities, but then I get a bit bored. Once you meet them you thing, 'really, what an ordinary person'."
Love
"I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste."
Taste
"My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to come in on Friday. We were like, 'okay, if that's what you want'. And he was a very good guest. That's a real exception to the rule."
Day
"All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. I'm relatively available, but not to live with."
Home
"The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer them is a bit of exposure on TV and a bit of cash, so it's a miracle we get any guests at all. But we have been very lucky."
People
"The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show."
People
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