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"I will never be below the title."
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Personal Development
"Scholars will argue with each other about everything."
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Personal Development
"I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box."
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Personal Development
"Whoever feels predestined to see and not to believe will find all believers too noisy and pushy: he guards against them."
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Personal Development
"Bear the Cross cheerfully and it will bear you."
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Personal Development
"The best author will be the one who is ashamed to become a writer."
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Personal Development
"We can choose to live under the ruler-ship of God or under the ruler-ship of the devil."
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Personal Development
"Florida will be gone altogether, the whole damned place, in not too long."
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Personal Development
"Somebody will always break your records. It is how you live that counts."
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Personal Development
"Spoon the sauce over the ice cream. It will harden. This is what you have been working for."
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"The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon."
Necessity
"In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children."
Travel
"Other men wear white suits in summer and it doesn't seem to bother them. But my white suit seems to be a little whiter than theirs. I think also that it may have something written on the back of it, although I can't find it when I take the suit off."
Men
"We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs we can and can't take by a man at a hotel door, simply because he has a drum major's uniform on."
Man
"A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death."
Death
"There is a note in the front of the volume saying that no public reading may be given without first getting the author's permission. It ought to be made much more difficult to do than that."
First
"After an author has been dead for some time, it becomes increasingly difficult for his publishers to get a new book out of him each year."
Time
"Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of."
Will
"I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry."
Death
"Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other."
Children
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