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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."
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"And if I talk to him, I'll say something wrong, give something away. I can feel it coming, a betrayal of myself."
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"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"
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"I always try to cheer myself up by singing when i get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems."
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"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."
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"Looking for a wife is like fishing; before you go, make sure you don't have a hole in your net."
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"Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully was like ared flag to a bu... was like putting something very annoying in front ofsomeone who was annoyed by it."
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"Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers."
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"Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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"Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely."
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"I keep fit by running after my three boys all day."
Boys


"I like a man who can be a real friend, has a good sense of humor, a good pair of shoes and a healthy gold card."
Humor


"I'm a very driven, ambitious, positive person. But I'm a spiritual person as well. I believe in creative visualization. So for me to go to America - which I find such a positive place - well, I took to it like a duck to water."
Positive


"You have to remember that when you are a performer you become a celebrity, but you are not saving lives. It's not that important."
Celebrity


"I don't know much about football. I know what a goal is, which is surely the main thing about football."
Goal


"This person they make me out to be irritates the hell out of me as well."
Hell


"If you haven't got it. Fake it! Too short? Wear big high heels, but do practice walking!"
Practice


"I've been that celebrity on the red carpet, and I appreciate that something hasn't got to just look good from the front, from the back, it's got to look good at all angles."
Celebrity


"I am a control freak. I am very hands on and pay attention to details."
Control


"My dresses are for women of all different shapes and sizes. Actually, the one I tried on yesterday was the one Jennifer wore. And who'd have thought I'd be the same size as Jennifer Lopez!"
Woman
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