"This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow."

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"Finally, we should help developing nations like China and India curb their exponentially increasing consumption of oil and natural gas, which is driving world prices higher."

Bobby Jindal, American Politician

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"I was painting sets, working in editorial as an assistant, driving their trucks, lying that I knew how to drive a truck, and doing commercials and documentaries."

Richard Donner, American Director

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"Miami drivers will attempt to pass you inside a car wash."

Dave Barry, American Journalist

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"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

George Carlin, American Comedian

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"Composing is like driving down a foggy road toward a house. Slowly you see more details of the house-the color of the slates and bricks, the shape of the windows. The notes are the bricks and the mortar of the house."

Benjamin Britten, English Composer

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"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."

Tim Vine, British Comedian

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"I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road."

Jay London, American Comedian

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"I started by looking everything up in a Star Trek dictionary so I knew what I was talking about, but you can't do that because they talk in circles, and half of it doesn't make sense, so you'll just end up driving yourself more insane."

Jeri Ryan, American Actress

Driving, End, Sense, Talk

"I used to think that driving, sleepless, ambitious labor was what you needed to succeed."

Charles Kuralt, American Journalist

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"My driving force is spirituality."

Debra Wilson, American Comedian

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"Finally, we should help developing nations like China and India curb their exponentially increasing consumption of oil and natural gas, which is driving world prices higher."

"I was painting sets, working in editorial as an assistant, driving their trucks, lying that I knew how to drive a truck, and doing commercials and documentaries."

"Miami drivers will attempt to pass you inside a car wash."

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

"Composing is like driving down a foggy road toward a house. Slowly you see more details of the house-the color of the slates and bricks, the shape of the windows. The notes are the bricks and the mortar of the house."

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."

"I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road."

"I started by looking everything up in a Star Trek dictionary so I knew what I was talking about, but you can't do that because they talk in circles, and half of it doesn't make sense, so you'll just end up driving yourself more insane."

"I used to think that driving, sleepless, ambitious labor was what you needed to succeed."

"My driving force is spirituality."

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"If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?"

"Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction."

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