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"This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow."
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"I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart."
Actresses
"The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap."
Principle
"If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?"
God
"This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow."
Driving
"Where can I get some tat? I'd like to trade it in."
Tat
"The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else."
Comedy
"I'm content to stand on tradition. I'm even more content to wipe my feet on it."
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"Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way."
Luck
"There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them."
People
"Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction."
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"You've got to be closer to the edge than ever to win. That means sometimes you go over the edge, and I don't mean driving, either."
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"Mind your driving."
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"I quit driving, I'm not retired."
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"With the marketing pressures driving the book world today, it's much easier to get the author of a memoir on a television show than a serious novelist."
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"Composing is like driving down a foggy road toward a house. Slowly you see more details of the house-the color of the slates and bricks, the shape of the windows. The notes are the bricks and the mortar of the house."
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"When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis, Memphis."
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"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'"
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"I grew up at 16 years old driving trucks across the George Washington Bridge."
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"Well, I've learned something from Michael Robison just about maximizing your shots. For example, if I'm shooting a scene and someone's driving at the wheel, you could steal an insert in the same shot."
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"I started by looking everything up in a Star Trek dictionary so I knew what I was talking about, but you can't do that because they talk in circles, and half of it doesn't make sense, so you'll just end up driving yourself more insane."
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