"This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow."

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"Along with you, I have witnessed the unfortunate rise in gasoline prices that has accompanied the summer driving season and the more recent spike in prices due to Hurricane Katrina."

Bob Ney, American Politician

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"It seems that whatever we do is somehow beyond reproach - murder, rape, drunk driving - as long as we go on a TV show and apologize."

Eric Stoltz, American Actor

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"I wasn't the kind of person that liked waiting for autographs or following them, I just liked to go to the shows, study their records, driving many, many hours to different states to go to concerts."

Lenny Kravitz, American Musician

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Dave Barry, American Journalist

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"Composing is like driving down a foggy road toward a house. Slowly you see more details of the house-the color of the slates and bricks, the shape of the windows. The notes are the bricks and the mortar of the house."

Benjamin Britten, English Composer

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"I think that anybody's craft is fascinating. A taxi driver talking about taxi driving is going to be very, very interesting."

James Lipton, American Educator

Driving, Talking

"Cultivating literature as I do upon a little oatmeal, and driving, when in a position to be driven at all, in that humble vehicle, the 'bus, I have had, perhaps, exceptional opportunities for observing their mutual position and behaviour; and it is very peculiar."

James Payn, English Novelist

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"With the marketing pressures driving the book world today, it's much easier to get the author of a memoir on a television show than a serious novelist."

David Halberstam, American Journalist

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"Look, I know he's been married three times before. I accept it, but I don't want it driving up the driveway."

Meg Tilly, American Actress

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"Along with you, I have witnessed the unfortunate rise in gasoline prices that has accompanied the summer driving season and the more recent spike in prices due to Hurricane Katrina."

"Mind your driving."

"It seems that whatever we do is somehow beyond reproach - murder, rape, drunk driving - as long as we go on a TV show and apologize."

"I wasn't the kind of person that liked waiting for autographs or following them, I just liked to go to the shows, study their records, driving many, many hours to different states to go to concerts."

"Miami drivers will attempt to pass you inside a car wash."

"Composing is like driving down a foggy road toward a house. Slowly you see more details of the house-the color of the slates and bricks, the shape of the windows. The notes are the bricks and the mortar of the house."

"I think that anybody's craft is fascinating. A taxi driver talking about taxi driving is going to be very, very interesting."

"Cultivating literature as I do upon a little oatmeal, and driving, when in a position to be driven at all, in that humble vehicle, the 'bus, I have had, perhaps, exceptional opportunities for observing their mutual position and behaviour; and it is very peculiar."

"With the marketing pressures driving the book world today, it's much easier to get the author of a memoir on a television show than a serious novelist."

"Look, I know he's been married three times before. I accept it, but I don't want it driving up the driveway."

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