"You can draw Family Guy when you're 10 years old. You don't have to get any better than that to become a professional cartoonist. The standards are extremely low."

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"If you're a kid wanting to be a cartoonist today, and you're looking at Family Guy, you don't have to aim very high."

Family

"There's tons of people with talent; it's the system that's all screwed up."

Talent

"I don t think cartoons are only for kids, but I think kids will love anything as long as it's visually interesting."

Love

"My style is very strong poses and expressions."

Style

"One guy records the voices, another guy times the storyboard, another guy times the sheets, one guy is the story editor. All these jobs should be covered by the director."

Employment

"Most cartoons are those colors. They have been for 35 years."

Media

"Open a magazine from the 1930s and '40s and look at the illustrations in it. There's nobody alive that could touch the way they could draw back then."

Media

"You buy any book on color theory today, and it's just complete poppycock. Everybody comes out of school painting pink, purple and green. The whole damn cartoon industry has pink purple and green on their mind."

Mind

"In old movies, the cinematography is a thousand times better than anything today. Writing, a thousand times better."

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"The storyboard department doesn't talk to the layout department, which doesn't talk to the writing department. They're all jealous of each other."

Talk