"You can draw Family Guy when you're 10 years old. You don't have to get any better than that to become a professional cartoonist. The standards are extremely low."

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"Most cartoons are those colors. They have been for 35 years."

Media

"The storyboard department doesn't talk to the layout department, which doesn't talk to the writing department. They're all jealous of each other."

Talk

"Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening."

Fun

"In old movies, the cinematography is a thousand times better than anything today. Writing, a thousand times better."

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"As soon as I found out how compartmentalized the industry was, I realized, Well, no wonder the cartoons are so bad."

Media

"The only character I ever remember actually creating in a flash of inspiration was George Liquor. God planted that in my head in an instant."

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"George Liquor is really the richest character I have. I'm amazed there aren't 365 episodes about him on TV already."

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"From 20 years of experience hiring artists out of the schools, I know-they get worse every year. They're absolutely ridiculously retarded now."

Experience

"All artists get better with age. The more you draw, the better you're going to get."

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"I'll let you in on a secret: I can't stand Jay Ward. I hate being compared to Rocky and Bullwinkle. It's just a different style of humor."

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